The Innocent Thai Lady Who Married The Devil Of Dubai.

Can anybody in their right mind ponder why a 25 year old, 40 kgs, spiritually basic Thai girl (left) would wed this ugly, unsightly, fat, bloated, satanic looking, 108kgs overweight, 40 years of age tattooed freak?

Sometimes even when I look at this photo, I can not comprehend why. Merely because the girl on the right is Nitnipa Nakoon wed the person on the right, Loy Machedo– that’s me.

There are minutes I ask myself and even my spouse– seriously, why did you marry me? And all I get is a hug and a giggle.

Well, let me fill you in with a few details that make this combination extremely not likely.

About my other half:

She is an easy, hard-working, generous, flexible, loving, caring, spiritual lady who never had a boy-friend and wasn’t thinking about guys. She never touched alcohol, cigarette or drugs. And she never went to any bars, bars or parties. She simply believed in helping her mother and dad in the rice fields. She is young, she is stunning and she has lots of life.

About me:

Foul-mouthed, vulgar, big-headed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-promoting, boastful and an Atheist. Someone who had actually cheated on all 3 of his other halves, had more than 450 sexual affairs, who tattooed himself from head-to-toe, hated being around with people, broke off with his family and loved ones, was really questionable, loud and vocal. And never ever believed in doing anything totally free. And included to this– I was over-weight, unsightly and not extremely nice to be around with.

So why worldwide did my wife even authorize of me? To make sure, she would tell me the fact and that I would inform the world about it- particularly given that I would constantly get questions– I even developed a youtube video and posted our discussion LIVE

In truth here are number of shocking facts that possibly nobody knows:

• My wifey’s real name is Nitnipa Nakoon which implies “Appeal Of Light”. But in English, everybody calls her “Annie”

• We satisfied on the Thai dating site. Finest part– till then almost every other website had offer me zero reactions to my profile.

• Shaadi which is an Indian matrimonial website had actually rejected my profile image specifying I wasn’t enabled to submit celeb images declaring that it was my own

  

• Shaadi which is an Indian profile and me being Indian myself– Well, I got zero matches and zero responses while on the Thai dating site, I got over 5,000 reactions

• I would send over 100 emails a day without seeing whom I was sending it to as I seriously didn’t desire to read what anyone had to state about them. After all, I knew whatever individuals composed was their own ‘goody-two-shoes’ assessment of themselves and none of it was a real reflection of their personality. And yes– simply like the format I follow on e-mails– I copy/pasted the exact same template to everyone

• Out of the 5,000 reactions I received, I sent out all of them a list of Concerns, Terms & & Conditions of what I wanted, what I was trying to find and who I was. And in that I likewise made it clear that

  – I wasn’t rich

  – I wasn’t going to use any money for marriage (in the Thai custom, the guy needs to pay the female’s family out of respect– a marital relationship dowry).

  – I didn’t smoke, beverage, or socialize and wanted a woman who was the exact same.

  – The woman after marriage needed to work and I wasn’t providing her easy money.

  – I was in charge of the home and the lady had to follow my rules.

  ( Nobody liked my guidelines I expect as the 90% never ever reacted back)

• Out of the ones who accepted it, I would simply chat with them in an extremely normal way and from all the rest– I lastly zeroed it down to 6 women.

• I ended up choosing one– but that woman cheated me of 100,000 Thai Baht and ran off therefore I was back to square one. Best part, we had actually actually announced to the world world we were marrying and she even tattooed my name on her chest to prove it that she enjoyed me. Even after that, she ran– an act I might never make good sense off.

• Lastly, I handled to get one lady whom I knew was the ideal one for me. She was going to show up in a months time.

• Nevertheless, 5 days before she was going to show up, I ran into this woman on my Facebook messenger. She had actually sent me a good friends demand, and despite the fact that I had actually accepted her demand, Pathum Thani women I never chatted with her.

• And in the strangest coincidences of them all– rather of meeting the girl whom I was expected to get married– I ended up conference Nitnipa and getting married to her. Odd right?

• If she desired to marry me or not, by the method– the biggest surprise– I saw her on camera and in 3 seconds I proposed to her. She not just got a shock of her life– she wound up stating yes. And within 3 days of conference each other face-to-face for the first time– we got married.

Now when I asked my wifey, Nitnipa why did she get wed to me or why did she state yes to me, well these were her factors:

1. I was the 1st person in her life who told her “You look like Mickey Mouse” while discussing her ears.
2. I was the 1st person when she did ask me what did I like about her– I told her “I don’t understand anything about you, how can I like you?”
3. I was the first person who didn’t provide her a single compliment. In reality, I never enhanced her at all.
4. I was the 1st guy who didn’t smile at her
5. I was the first man who kept doing work while putting on the video camera (I was busy blogging)
6. I was the 1st man whom she bumped into that didn’t smoke, didn’t drink, didn’t go to celebrations and didn’t like mingling
7. I was the 1st guy who had tattoos. Best part she hated tattoos of any kind.
8. I was the first man whom her household absolutely rejected and stated no to.
9. I was the 1st man who told her point blank all his drawbacks consisting of the reality that I had actually slept with sluts, I had many women in my life and that I was a playboy
10. I was the 1st guy who told her that he would not pay any cash for dowry.

So in every way, shape and pathum thani women type, I was the overall opposite to whatever she had envisioned. Nevertheless, well get got married.

But if you thought the story ended there– well you are incorrect again. AFTER we got wed, apparently everybody in the town notified her mom and dad that:

1. I was a dangerous Mafia member
2. I was known to beat children, women and individuals
3. I obviously kidnapped Pathum Thani women and offered them into prostitution
4. I was dangerous and violent
5. I had drugs and illegal compounds in your house.

It was so bad, that they literally refused to send her with me and for us to return home. So, what was the option?

The Senior citizen Sister & & her spouse accompanied her with me to my house– simply to be sure that she would be safe with me.

Once they checked my house and understood there was nothing to worry about, well they left. However not without creating a group on LINE (app that the majority of Thai individuals use) where they would constantly send her messages to know if I was excellent to her or not. Appears that someone when again let the family understand that I was ‘putting on’ an act of being good (she told me about this group man days later).

Today it has been 7 months since our marital relationship. My wifey is really much alive. Best part– she is likewise pregnant with our 1st infant. So few horror stories there. Apart from my continuous fixation to my work and my mood swings where I do not like any sound when I do my work– there are no other scary stories to share.

The only other amazing thing for the both of us is that– well tomorrow– 16th January 2018 is her birthday. And 13 days later on is mine.

Provided that I do not believe in all this Birthday BS, I have seldom if ever commemorated my birthday. However considered that she is a young lady still in her 20’s I may believe of some basic yet personal minutes to make it and keep it unique. However, it will remain personal and personal.

However when I look back at our moments together, specifically how we met up, I have absolutely nothing however surprise and wonder at how she had the ability to browse all my ink, all the reports about me and all the negativity even I informed her about me and still accept me.

In truth, even today when I ask her “Why did you state yes to wed me?” she really sweetly responds in her broken English “I see your eyes. You have great heart. You great guy.”

Don’t know much about that part. But all I do know is that I am undoubtedly really fortunate to have a lady who really loves me and who by any requirements of the word ‘ideal’ is really my ideal fit and my ideal partner.

So for whatever it deserves, I am simply fortunate to have actually found Real Love. And yes, commemorate the first ever birthday of my wifey– Nitnipa Nakoon with me.

Pleased Birthday dear Wifey from your dangerously devilish husband …